dukebee:

lilithn:

eggsahoy:

me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room:

I’m sorry what

Working at a hotel is just Like That

partywithponies:

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

pluralwizard:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Taking my benefits ELSEWHERE motherfucker

animentality:

the-diabolic-acid:

the way these strikes get framed is always so funny to me

“the strike could stretch on until the end of summer” or the execs could pay their workers

“there won’t be ANY new shows because of this strike” or the execs could pay their workers

“no more content for us because the mean old writers and actors are-” OR THE EXECS COULD PAY THEIR WORKERS

headspace-hotel:

colorisbyshe:

hungryfictions:

use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks

if thriftbooks doesn’t have what you’re looking for, especially if you’re looking for it used/cheap, alternatives include betterworldbooks and discoverbooks.

Other tips for cheaper books is checking amazon and scrolling down to the “buy used” or “other sellers” section and then checking to see if those sellers have storerfonts off of amazon.

There is also a good chance that you might have a local, indie book store that likely also has a used book section! Indiebound might help you find those book stores!

Also, check out your local library, sometimes, they have a for sale section or might have certain times of the year where they do massive used book (dvd, cd, etc) sales to fundraise!

(It’s also worth checking directly from an author’s or publisher’s page and seeing if they have other places they sell their books. I know this is about cheaper/used books, since some of y’all aren’t built for piracy or the library, but also if you want to dodge supporting amazon AND want to more directly support artists you support, there’s a good chance they might have alternate ways to buy the books!)

I use thriftbooks a lot, it’s so good!

alefbetsoup:

catfishimages:

hiphopocliedes:

One struggle 🫡

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026